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Bigland Brown Nose 

A term describing an individual who rigourously supports an elitist system masquerading as a government/organisation that supports a democratic society with values that are just.
The person is known as a 'Brown Nose' for obvious reasons in that he is by far the most vocal supporter of this hypocritical group. Often adopting himself as a mouthpiece for that organisation.
The term 'Bigland' however, comes from more historical times during the division of property ownership. The person showing the most loyalty to the crown or local landlord was given the first choice of what land he got. Often this land would be the most fertile and the biggest patch available - hence they became a 'Big-Land' owner which through the passage of time and supposedly due to local dialects because pronounced 'bigland'.
In contemporary examples, Bigland Brown Noses become so well acquainted with those in power, they can afford to adopt a smug and often pompous attitude because they know there is little chance of them falling from grace whilst those they support have power.
In todays society the most obvious place for a Bigland Brown Nose is national government. A government that, for example, stands for equality throughout the nation, yet adopts a blatant elitist attitude that could even go so far as to be described as a proletariat would make great use of a Bigland Brown Nose who would fend off criticism - often with prepared answers that simply sidestep the issue and aim at discrediting and belittling critics often enjoying the use of official discourse in doing so.
Bigland Brown Nose by A. G. Grieved September 24, 2008

Brownhole 

The hole located at the end of your rectum that secrets brown substances. Also known as your anus and can be used for anal sex.
"Let me see that Brownhole!"
Brownhole by Geoff Schwab May 20, 2008

Brown Nose 

1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.

She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!
Brown Nose by C.J. Byrne April 19, 2008

brownbone 

A female or male of African American descent who has brown skin.
Gabrielle Union, Tichina Arnold, and Kelly Rowland are brownbones.
brownbone by Nancy88 December 10, 2006

Brown-Nose

To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".
"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)
Brown-Nose by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

Brown nose 

A person who is a brown nosedoes favors for someone, laughs at their jokes or compliments them, in order to suck up to said person.
Saul keeps talking to the geography teacher about baseball. He's such a brown nose!
Brown nose by Natsfan123 November 5, 2017