broffended

When someone says something about one of your friends that you find offensive.

Your Girlfriend: Hey, your friend Chad is a douche.

You: He is not a douche. I'm broffended by your comment.

by joeljeezy January 8, 2014

broffession

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

brofficer

A police officer who is characterized as "bro"
Pronounced "BRO-fiss-ER"

You gotta chill, brah. It's brofficer broseph.

by sbccbrah September 20, 2009

Boffy

Intelligent, sensitive, sexy, family-loving man who loves to mow his own grass. Can't go to a public toilet but loves a good feed of banana jam. A man with true cultural capital who tends to green out at times. A great cricketer and talker.

What are you doing with that dog?

I am just having a Boffy.

by chappobriggsykazz July 7, 2010

broff

a shady character. Who is all about the marijauna.

He just broffed his way into a blunt.

by Funnnnnnny March 17, 2008

broffun

a food that is half broccoli and half muffin

Darn, that broffun I just ate was delicious.

by Carlos&Pablo February 8, 2009

bromfy

bromfy: (adj.) an appropriate exposure to the bro environment; a lax atmosphere

"Just look at that x-box. Hopefully it will help create a bromfy saturday."

"OMG look at that lacrosse shaft. How bromfy."

by ULTIMATELAXBRO618 June 27, 2009