boff

pucker ting, describes how good something is

that chicken looks boff

boff by bofff July 9, 2019

Boff

An insult which is used against people who are clever. It doesn't make much sense because being clever is not a handicap. So all the people who use boff as an insult should try to do a sum which is easier than 2 + 2 , although I doubt their brains would manage it. Then they will find that being a boff is not such a bad thing. It is certainly better than being a chav

Chavette: OMFG ur such a boff.
Boff: Better than being a chav with no brains, like you.

Etc etc.

Boff by Fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy April 27, 2005

boff

An ultra fast or speedy single dry hump or a quick fuck

please to boff your FUPA

boff by Ed Supreme December 9, 2003

boff

To let a quite one rip

A small quite fart sounds like "boff"

boff by TomskiBOTN December 16, 2007

Boff

To Boff is to close a deal in a sales environment with little or no hope that the deal will stick or an invoice raised pertaining to the order will ever be honoured.

It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.

Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.

i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"

Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.

Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.

"I just boffed one in!"

"That deal was such a Boff"

"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"

"You are such a Boffer!"

Boff by Ben Hawkes November 4, 2007

Boff

To sniff or inhale

Ie: boffing deoderant with a tea towel over your face

Luke sat with a tea towel covering his nose and sprayed deoderant onto the tea towel ( boffing )

Boff by The dog nonce April 7, 2013

boff

Usually the gutteral sound of disaproval made by a stuffy man with a mustache, but can be used as a verbal expression of joy, fear, anger, etc.

Boff, bring us more cherry tomatoes.

boff by johnfright October 21, 2010