Bobert

A Bobert is a person who will do anything to impress that single person in the friend group, no matter what.

Hey, he's pretty nice to just Kathleen
Yeah, he's a total Bobert

by Hulk hogans foster child with October 28, 2019

Bobert

Dad jokes for dayzzzzzz... big heart... gives rad massages... wears socks to bed and likes the rusty trombone.

Get Bobert new socks for Christmas.

by Ole Wheeza January 13, 2022

Bobert

A way to identify harmless looking/cute looking inanimate objects that holds the power of a thousand Gods.

Guy 1: I named my eraser Bobert

Classroom: *Kneeling*

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Bobert

An awesome irg leader who knows how to get irg active, he’s active and knows how to get all the bitches (Yanri) he is funny and can remove you in an instant

Bobert is such a powerful, awesome leader

by Skyethedog1 April 22, 2023

Bobert

A beautiful orange creature, with a religion to back it up (Bobertism). And the one true king.

ALL HAIL BOBERT!!

by s22, the father of bobertism January 16, 2024

Bobért

A younger sibling, a weak-minded person, or simply a retard.

Williamo: I don’t have enough V.C. to upgrade

Maf: You’re a bobért

by dr gummy September 11, 2019

Bobert_Meow

An absolute babbling moron who believes that the best way to make jokes is to constantly say "kys" and the n word repeatedly.

That dude is such a Bobert_Meow.

by smartphOWNEDyomama! September 10, 2020