blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

blunkett

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

Dirty Old Greg Blunpkin

when u take an exlax , wait an hour , tuck ur dick between ur legs and get ur girl to blow u from behind and then shit in her face .

I walked in my moms room and seen my mom and uncle and they were doing an dirty old greg blunpkin.i seen a smile on his face and shit on my moms

by dirt old greg November 3, 2011

blunker

while sitting on the can having bowel movement you have your girl give you a blow job.

"baby i forgot my magazine, get in here and give me a blunker"

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

blunk

To be blazed and drunk

Last night I got so blunk I don't even know what went down wit that crazy japanese chik

by Weedies February 8, 2004

blunked

1. When one eye is more open then the other, lazy eye

2. A style of Modern Music,

1. That guy has one eye open and one eye shut, he looks blunked.

2. Chunky Phat Break Hop House

by Mr. Origarto October 1, 2006