blort 

the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)

he blorted as she gave him a blow job

blort by Blorter January 19, 2009

blort 

1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.

1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.

blort by wscottc September 15, 2005

blort 

Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)

Damn, dude, I blorted in my shorts. I've gotta get back to the crib...

blort by Moondot November 9, 2006

Blort 

A really nasty, looking facial pimple.

That's a quite a blort you have there, best you hide from the townspeople.

Blort by Mumu1972 August 23, 2017

BLORT 

another way to say fuck\fucker or ass

you blort, well blort

BLORT by kk09 February 2, 2022

BLORT 

It is a new cuss word

What the blort is wrong with cussing

BLORT by Baconpastatortoise March 6, 2022

Blort 

A somewhat derogatory term used to describe someone or something you dislike

Bro he is so blort

Blort by Jacob Allen March 19, 2024