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Blarf

The act of Blarf.

OR

The expression of Blarf.
Hey janathan.. blarf
by Grinidad March 24, 2008
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blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.
After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.
by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006
mugGet the blarf jobmug.

Blarf

The phenomenon that takes place when smoking a blunt you just can't handle and you vomit.
"hphhhhhhhhhh.... braaaaaaaach" "dude! go easier so you don't blarf again"
by EffPee February 11, 2009
mugGet the Blarfmug.

blarf

an outer space delinquent that prefers sotime to oral and vagina sex
That blarf screwed me in the ass
by queefy rugrat January 26, 2010
mugGet the blarfmug.

Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.
I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.
by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009
mugGet the Micro-Blarfingmug.

blarf nugget

used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them
"Did you hear what Robbie said to her? "
"He said she was a slut."
"Wow hes a blarf nugget"
by hanaaa October 23, 2007
mugGet the blarf nuggetmug.

Blarf

When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.
Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.
by Austronomy February 23, 2024
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