Blarted

One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.

Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.

by GF July 12, 2006

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[blarred out]

something, most likely a girl/guy, that is fugly or fucked up

Man tat bitch is blarred out !

by Emily &Omah! February 7, 2008

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BLARFED • Blarted • blarged • blared up • blarfenstein • Blarned • [blarred out] • blarted on the job • blerfed • barfed

Blarned

When you have been wearing tight jeans or uncomfortable clothing all day and you finally get to wear a warm pajama before going to bed

Yesterday, it was the best night ever. I had to work all day in a tight suit and it was making it hard to breathe. I had dinner and then headed straight for the bed. I wore my new pajama and I felt so Blarned that I immediately fell asleep!

by Your Local Oracle October 2, 2020

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Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

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