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wanky blanky

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
by blumkin05 September 5, 2016
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Stanky Blanky

When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.
Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?
by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018
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Blankie

A beautiful piece of fabric that has a soul to it that comforts a special woman.
Amanda’s blankie helps her sleep and makes her smile
by Nacho Same Type April 7, 2025
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Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.
After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”
by Gandu D March 18, 2019
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Blanky Jankies

When you jerk off and nothing comes out.
"I'm throwing blanky jankies" - Three 6 Mafia song "Lolli Lolli"
by The Hernandez Family August 16, 2012
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Blankie

You ever hung out with blankies? Always toking fr
by Meeeeeaasdd October 7, 2022
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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