wanky blanky

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

by blumkin05 February 21, 2016

Stanky Blanky

When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.

Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?

by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018

Blankie

Blankie is a deep and meaning full blanket that has a special place in your heart.

“Mom I don’t know where blankie is can you help me find her/him/it??”

by Ifelltowap on tik tok August 29, 2021

blankie

cozy-ass blanket thats warm

"uncle ben gon squirt on that blankie"

by March 21, 2024

Blankie

Someone who smokes marijuana regularly

You ever hung out with blankies? Always toking fr

by Meeeeeaasdd October 08, 2022

Blankie

A piece of old string that only little bitches sleep with. I hope that strong gets tied around your neck and you die. if you still need a blankie to sleep you need not only your blankie but a therapist. this is hate to blankie kids.

ew did you see her, she needs her blankie to sleep, so gross

by officialblankiehater April 11, 2021

Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019