black jesus 

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

black jesus by Griff July 1, 2004

Black Jesus 

A reasonably healthy munchie sandwich when your high as f@#$ which consist of peanut butter, nutella and slices of bananas and toasted bread.

Black Jesus was F!@#in' delicious.. no homo

Black Jesus by xdubz March 1, 2011

black jesus 

The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.

"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"

black jesus by s(^.~)z July 16, 2008

Black Jesus 

(n) - a level of awesomeness and humorous superiority , known by lots of people and , known for a special characteristic that you do most of the time. this is achieved through years of mental development and just being down right awesome.

- the words of choice are as followed:
ezpz
lol / lmao / rofl
cool story bro / riveting tale chat / etc.

- must know how to dance
( break dancing , pop locking , etc. )

- types emoticons after every sentence

- is overly obnoxious to a point it can even be considered ''annoying'',but your still loved regardless.

- your swag is on point like a pencil , nuff' said.

Black Jesus you're so awesome

Hey you know that kid Black Jesus? I heard he can breakdance.

O Shit Black Jesus Your so fucking awesome.

Which someone could teach me how to be Black Jesus

Black Jesus by GrayNinja93 November 9, 2010

black jesus 

Something too good to be true

See through clothing

black jesus by Skelletor September 3, 2005

Black Jesus 

A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.

We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.

Black Jesus by The Realness 408 January 24, 2009

black jesus 

a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.

keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...

black jesus by dj-nasty June 9, 2005