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the benson

noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss
that squidgy black's the benson
by Danby January 11, 2009
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Benson

A typically handsome, dark curly haired boy/man with a great personality and gorgeous eyes. His female friends would use cute, funny, and sweet to describe him in 3 words.
Benson is hot as fuck
by BeNNÿ October 17, 2018
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Benson

a Benson, an entirely average sized penis
A UK Benson is 13.12cm (5.16 inches) in length.
by bipedalmale July 27, 2017
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Benson

N.

A big ass pumpkin.

Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.
Guest: What is that on your coffee table?

Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.

Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.
by TheHoodedDingo October 10, 2016
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Benson

That one dumbass at your lunch table who won’t shut the fuck up about crash bandicoot
by The011darkwolf October 16, 2019
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Benson

Football player, one of the sweetest kids you will ever meet. Might look a little scary, but don't let that fool you, he's a hugger. Gives really good hugs, AMAZING at cuddling. Sweetest texter, big ass black guy.
*After the game*
Benson: Who did you come to the game with?
Alex: My friends
Benson: Oh, I thought you were here with your boyfriend
Alex: I don’t have a boy friend
Benson: Oh, Good.
by Superior Babe November 15, 2014
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Benson

The Music Scene. Maple Street the only place of entertainment. Concerts, The Benson Bar Crawl, and a Headshop. . Oh Yeah.
When i want to get drunk close to home i do a benson bar crawl.
by tony!thatfatmotherphucker December 16, 2010
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