TheHoodedDingo's definitions
N.
A big ass pumpkin.
Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.
A big ass pumpkin.
Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.
Guest: What is that on your coffee table?
Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.
Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.
Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.
Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.
by TheHoodedDingo October 10, 2016
Get the Bensonmug.