Bellossom

THE GOD OF DEATH

Bellossom is the god of deach

by bob123ak47 November 30, 2017

Sweedish Bellows

similar to the dutch oven except instead of pulling the covers over your partners head, you lift the covers at head level with one hand and push down on your feet with the other, resulting in a deadly blast to the face.

My girl kicked me out of bed this morning after I gave her a dose of the sweedish bellows.

by shardninja August 6, 2012

arse bellows

A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.

So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!

by arc123 April 1, 2011

bellowstick

A stick that has problems shutting the fuck up

Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREE BRANCH
Tree branch: No, I'm a bellowstick
Bob: oh, sorry

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

The Bellows

The act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.

I gave her the bellows for a treat last night.Being that she loves all forms of sexual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and I obliged.

by Barsinister September 4, 2006

english bellows

A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.

"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."

by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009

Russian Rusty Bellows

1. when a person places their mouth over a different person's asshole and inhales a fart, then places their mouth on another person's mouth, and then exhales the fart into the other person's mouth.

Origin: Russia, where bodily gases are commonly used to preserve heat or savor flavor.

1. I became excited, and was no longer hungry, after he gave me the Russian Rusty Bellows.

by MSST October 30, 2010