Beezer

A double cheeseburger at McDonald's. Priced at only 1 bill.

"everyone deserves a hot juicy beezer."
"I checked my Christmas stocking and it was stuffed with hot beezers."
"When I get a massage I don't use hot rocks, I use hot beezies."

by Slickorice January 11, 2008

beezer

A socially inept person of paleolithic decent. The Beezer attacks at will and is cunning in her attempts to blend well with her surroundings but still manages to stand out. Sightings of the Beezer are few and far such as that of the Sasquach or el Chupacabra where as once you have seen "it" you cannot get "it" away. Stories arise primarily from folklore and myth, where as the Beezer does in fact Exist.

Look at the Beezer!!!

The Beezer sneezed on me.

I just gave the Beezer IDB in my VW after a BJ.

by RHS Alumni February 7, 2005

beezer

Nickname James Brolin gives wife-famous singer and actress Barbra Streisand due to her unusual nose.

"Dat Beezer is like buttah!'

by streisand's teen fan August 4, 2009

Beezer

A major buzz-kill.

"Bruh don't tap out of the roto. Why you gotta be a beezer?"

by nettown March 18, 2019

Beezer

food addiction. Trouble maker. Causing havoc

While Chantel was having Munchies BBJ was being a beezer for some fluff by whacking and sticking her head in the jar.

by Brittany Marow October 2, 2022

Beezer

To get absolutely hit in the face during a ping pong game

He got beezered hard during that last round.

by Vertro June 28, 2023

beezer baps

An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.

Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps

by pio July 2, 2008