Bartender

A highkey therapist, proficient in crafting bad decisions; adept at assisting in romantic pursuits, subtly engaging in flirtation, and skillfully serving as a wingman.

Bartender, helping ugly people get laid

by Dzengo January 4, 2024

Bartender

A highkey therapist, helps you at making bad decisions, helps you get laid, lowkey flirts with you and skillfully serving as a wingman.

That Bartender will for sure help me get laid

by Dzengo January 4, 2024

bartender

The slang term referring to people who concoct two or more pre-existing beverages (e.g. Sustagen + Kapal Api coffee + Red Bull energy drink + Kuku Bima energy drink) into an entirely new kind of beverage

At the party, he turned into a real bartender, mixing Sustagen with Kapal Api coffee and a splash of Red Bull—who knew energy drinks could reach such creative heights?

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Bartender’s Pie

When someone gets drunk and goes down on a smelly pussy, the smell is so bad they projectile vomit into the vagina. The woman than farts out the vomit back onto them.

It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartender’s Pie straight from Erin’s savory thunder thighs, nice!

by SploogeBobSquarePants October 3, 2019

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

Bartender Tommy

That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.

I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!

by A Westfield wishful August 3, 2018

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.

This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.

by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019