baracketship

(n.)A person or situation that intends the greatest good, but is doomed to utter failure.

Our relationship was ok at first, but now im starting to think its a real baracketship.

by Davriel Schultz January 23, 2009

baraked

To be promised something incredible, almost beyond belief only to be given a worthless tracfone and a link card.

Hey did you get that health care plan with low premiums? No, I go baraked, they gave me this cheap ass tracfone and a welfare card.

by not today May 6, 2014

barackuda

The animals of prey that surround Barack Hussein Obama, giving the appearance that he and his alleged candidacy are strong and/or exude strength.

Even though Obamessiah will speak softly in the international community (capitulation to the jihadists, and sharia law) the Barackuda make him look strong.

by mecicon August 11, 2008

Barracked

To swat a fly using only your hand and your Obama like reflexes.

Mel: Argh this fly is really yanking my chain
Tom: Zooms in with telescopic vision and *whack*
Mel: Wow you barracked it

by Xantrix June 25, 2009

Baracketman

One who soars to great heights with "out of this world" cool,calm and serenity; takes the high road and thoroughly considers all aspects of a situation before taking action.

Rather than resort to mudslinging, the candidate took the baracketman approach and stayed on his positive message.

by right2write and billwill3 April 14, 2009

Barackadonk

A big behind, but not humungous(:

"Did you see Becca in them shorts?..She got a nice Barackadonk, yo!"

by hollister10 July 6, 2009

Bracked

In reference to J Allen "Cheese Dick" Brack's non-apology for licking China's boots, potentially issued from China (as it was posted one day ahead of the date in CONUS).

"Wow guys. We really Bracked this one."
"Brack-ed?"
"? Oh, yeah. That's when you cheesedick it. Like you really just dick it like soft, warm cheese. Because you're a spineless wimp"

by codesilence October 12, 2019