Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007

Baysian

A Bay Area/NorCal Asian who's super basic: Loves wearing Adidas/Nikes, drinks more boba tea than medically recommended, loves EDM, loves doing shots, still lives at home with parents, identifies with shows like 'Fresh off the Boat', and owns a corgi or shiba.

Person 1: God she's such a Baysian, this is like her fourth boba tea of the day and now she's Youtubing Kpop non-stop.
Person 2: Yea, she's hella basic.

by peashoot October 3, 2017

Babystalking

When you follow someone with your baby, trying to get him to notice your baby and play with it.

Joe is trying to get people to play with his baby so he babystalking them.

by JoePassive April 26, 2019

Babysitter Syndrome

When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.

“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

“You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”

by The Earl of Teabag September 28, 2007

babysit

To hold the blunt for much longer than necessary. After being caught babysitting, babysitters almost always take an additional hit before passing.

1: How much do they pay you to babysit that blunt?
2: 7.50 an hour.

by Hof September 19, 2005

baeys

essentially the word 'boys' but said with some hilarity and jovialness. also can be used to refer to a general group including both male and female. Came about in Fort William in the mountainbiking community and is beginning to spread

Normally a conversation opener

eg 'alright baeys, hows it going today?'

however can also be used in reference

'The baeys were getting pretty excited about the new trail that they just finished building'

by One of the baeys November 4, 2011

babyshark

A kids nursery rhyme that has taken over the universe.

Tom: Have you heard of babyshark?
Town: Yeah, Its annoying my son watches it.

by Town#0001 on Discord December 14, 2018