B.J. Cummins

A name to use when prank calling a chinese store.

also xcepteble I.C. Wiener , Ben Dover ,

by Mitch Conner September 1, 2003

B.J Blazkowicz

A god damn brick wall of a man who gives no shits about the odds. He fucking hates Nazis and kicks their shit so far it goes through their mouth, that’s if it isn’t already full of lead and bullet holes, I mean come on now, mans fucking killed Hitler and cheated death. Can most likely face off Doomguy in a 1v1

Holy shit, It’s B.J Blazkowicz

B.J Blazkowicz hates Nazis

He acts like B.J Blazkowicz

by Bruh bruv June 23, 2022

B.j tokens

Any unwanted substance used to trade with beat hookers for services instead of currency

Why did you take the sample ? You don't even smoke gear ! " I know but I'm out on the lash tonight so I use em as a b.j tokens on my way home"

by Budakist March 23, 2026

C I M B J

A cum in the mouth blow job.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.

by WesternFish September 24, 2009

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'

by weave August 10, 2003

Uncle B.J.

A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.

"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

P-B & J

The act of ejaculating into the vagina of a woman during her menstrual period. Hence the term, "Period Blood and Jizz"

"Hey Honey, i'm on my rag and feelin horny! Wanna Make some P-B & J?"

by Bkronks February 2, 2010