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agenda

It is synonym for timetable, schedule and routine. It includes your plans for certain time. Like what you are going to do on Saturday.
What is Saturday's agenda?
by [Tomppa] December 14, 2008
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Azendo

Anal penetration that ascends beyond the rectum and into the large intestine.
"endo" is known from medical terminology for something inside the human body and "a-z" indicates that it goes through the rectum from one end to the other as the letters are the start and end of the alphabet and being pronounced as "ass".
The term originates at the Arizona Endocrinology Center which abbreviates its name to Azendo, an apparent pun on the Arizona state abbreviation "AZ".
A remote controlled staff was employed to azendo the sex-worker in her own location.
by Trusted Partner April 10, 2023
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Amenda

Amenda is a unique origianl name held by only one person in the world!
Amenda is my friend
by buddyface February 2, 2010
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the gay agenda

the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*
here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives
by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023
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Alendal

Sexy beast who is really smart, who wants to go to hell, he's not very loyal but is very good at pleasing a woman. His favourite type of girl is the one at the local trailer park that have been passed around a lot. A guy with a micro penis but can deliver in the bedroom. Despite his lack of genitalia, he is really kind and caring but watch your back, he will steal your girl in a matter of seconds.
Alendal is a great guy!
by TheDarkSlayer February 28, 2017
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arendary

A person who is simply a living legend. Arendary, he is loveable, caring, but also tough and protective. He's a true legend! He's just too good to be true.
e.g: That guy is so amazing! He must be arendary!
by A.Mohammad August 1, 2019
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Arendal

Small coastal town in Aust-Agder (Norway).

Known for gender inequality, and an unreasonable fear of "udlendingaa" (slang:foreigners).

Both the female and male living in this town typically display bleached hair, sporting a pair of white nylon see-through pants and platform shoes of the brand Buffalo.
You know your from Arendal when:

You have a baby at 14.

You grew up your entire life planning to have a baby at 14.

You think that theres nothing wrong with gender inequality because people choose it themselves.

You think that a pair of white plastic pants, and your spray-
on tan is a sure thing in every wardrobe related situation.

You work out to become "sver"

You think that adding vegetables to any meal is gay.

You initiate five out of ten conversations by saying "Gæbbeluniz!! Å faen!!?"

When not initiating a conversation in this manner you contact people, especially "ostlendingaa" with the phrase "du!, ska e banke du ellå?"

You eat kebabs drunk while slacking of "udlendingå", not realising the irony.

You're very concerned about not being gay, but you don't like beer, you rather drink Smirinoff Ice (Smenaaff) or Bacardi breezer (Baekaedi).

You think that raising your voice is an effective way of winning an argument.
Example:

Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be sent out of the country!
Ostlending: That's kinda inhumane
Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be SENT OUT!
Ostlending: Doesn't that violate some rights?
Arendalitt: ALL THE CRIMINAL FOREIGNERS SHOULD BE SENT OUT!!!
by martdawg86 February 8, 2010
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