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Awning

Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.
My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis.
by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008
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Fat Awning

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair
You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!
by W. Steele January 4, 2018
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Are you asking me out?

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"
Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006
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afking

n. person who is currently away from keyboard
vb. the act of being the person stated above
"Maaaaan, that guy is such an AFKing. n00b"

"Hey dude, what are you doing? AFKing? Sweeeeet!"
by AGuyCalledAlex January 11, 2009
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Crotch Awning

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.
Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!
by newyorkkk November 29, 2011
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Asking Alexandria

Asking Alexandria are an English Post Hardcore band from York, North Yorkshire, formed in 2008. Founded when rhythm guitarist Ben Bruce contacted old friends after moving back from Dubai, the current line-up consists of Bruce, vocalist Danny Worsnop, lead guitarist Cameron Liddell, bass guitarist Sam Bettley and drummer James Cassells.

In 2009 they released there sophomore album Stand Up And Scream followed be a tour with Madina Lake and Alesana. There very good, still very unknown. My favorite song by them right now is A Single Moment Of Sincerity. Within the first 15 seconds your wrapped up in the screams and the amazing lyrics. They are worth your time to listen too. The bands they best relate to are The Devil Wears Prada and Bring Me The Horizon for there screams/lyrics.
person 1: DUDE! did you get the new asking alexandria album Stand Up And Scream?

person 2: yea its so epic.

one: yea! its like bring me the horizon, the devil wears prada and enter shikari had a baby!
by thatchickfromthatconcert. January 1, 2010
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Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.
Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.
by nutella137 July 21, 2020
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