When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..
When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*
When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"
When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"
by donottouchthat February 4, 2013
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being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.
X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.
Y: Oh yeah?
X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.
Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.
X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.
Y: Oh yeah?
X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.
Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.
X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.
by MissStarfish March 2, 2009
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Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.
"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."
by The Offical Harry Styles November 8, 2020
Get the Awkward Random mug.Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
by Smart American Male August 10, 2009
Get the Teen Choice Awards mug.When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.
While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.
by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009
Get the Awkward Blastoise mug.An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005
Get the Darwin Awards mug.The act of miming cooking a pancake in a frying pan with a nonchalant expression, then flipping the imaginary pancake into the air and watching it rise indefinitely.
by 434455 October 6, 2012
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