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aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016
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aw shit here we go again

Main character CJ (SAN ANDREAS) says these famous MEME words
when your friend tells you something all over again
AW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
by MR -_- WHY? February 22, 2024
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aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
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Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit

1. A commonly used protest to an uncommenly stupid or ridiculous comment. The phrase was first coined by the 18th century scotish philosopher David Hume in his 1751 book "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals".

2. The most common and non fallacious arguement against Nihilism.

3. An advanced tactic used by police negotiators

4. The mating call of Hispanics.
1. Girl in tears: i can't let him leave me for that tramp! I'm just going to get pregnant and claim that the child is his!

Guy Friend: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

2. Nihilist: It is impossible to distinguish 'existence' from 'non-existence' as there are no objective qualities, and thus a reality, that one state could possess in order to discern between the two.

Other Philosopher: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

3. Insane Man: All of you need to back the fuck off before I blow this bitch's brains right out of her fucking head!

Police Negotiator: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

4. Friend: Hey, look at that fine girl that came with *insert name here*

Hispanic dude: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

Friend: What?
by Uruk_Mohr February 26, 2010
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That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Awshitfuck

A show of frustration during the process of getting large pains, such as cramps, stepping on lego's, or it can be used while in an intense moment such as dropping ur dick and trying to catch it, getting hit in the face with a bat, Awshitfuck would be used as in "I couldn't think of 3 words fast enough so I put 3 words together"
Mar: *gets quick scoped in minecraft* Awshitfuck
Somber: tf
Mar: AWSHITFUCK NIGGA
by Cheerio1203 March 22, 2017
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Awshitz gas chamber

When you fart in the shower and you're forced to inhale the putrid gases of your own design.
I had some dank burritos last night after the party, but I woke up this morning and gave myself an Awshitz gas chamber!
by MKUltr4 October 4, 2016
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