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jack avery

jack avery has a mother fucking angelic voice. he is associated with daniel seavey, corbyn besson, zach herron, and jonah marias in their world know band Why Don’t We. jack (also known as noodles) is precious and when he gets a girlfriend, she better know not to break his sweet heart because there are thousands of girls lining up right now to take that girls spot in his heart.
~ jack avery ~

jack’s girlfriend - “i only used him for followers and fame”

limelight’s aka fans - “{bitch} get the fuck out of here. {I} want him
by limelights4life March 10, 2018
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Lavender May Avery

The beautiful daughter of internet influencer, Gabriela Gonzalez, and pop singer, Jack Avery. She was born on April 22, 2019 (earth day)
“Did you hear about Jack Avery and Gabbie Gonzalez’s daughter?”
“No.. what’s her name?!”
Lavender May Avery”
by @cute_.wdw._ May 19, 2019
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averie potter

a home wrecker that will take your boyfriend with her crooked nose... ginger
by hehe_silly_goose June 15, 2020
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averager

A person typically between the ages of 15-30, of middle to upper middle economic class, whose values, interests, sense of humor, and outward appearance relentlessly conform to their immediate culture's norms of popularity. An averager's interests will change only to the extent that the most common fads and fashions within their age group change, and features of themselves that don't match these widespread norms are hidden away publically and forcibly repressed psychologically.

Preferences and ideas that are not abundantly average/popular are immediately and outwardly valued as inferior, amazingly without any application of rational thought on the averager's part. Critical thinking skills are notoriously lacking, but if the image of being a "critical thinker" is popular, they will pay lip service to their critical thinking skills to their peers.

The primary goal of an averager is to look, act, and think exactly like the centralized average group of people within their basic age group while demonizing and putting down non-averagers.
"Ugh! Let's leave. This bar couldn't have more averagers."

"Don't join that frat! Look who's in it! It's just one averager after another."
by wren1776 October 18, 2008
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crisis averted

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted
by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017
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Avery

Avery is a Unisex name. It can be used for a boy or a girl, or a helicopter, or a frog, and that's about it.

If you're a girl and your name is "Avery" this means you are: Outgoing, friendly, sexy, and you are tied with all other Averys in having the best body.

If you're a boy and your name is "Avery" this means you are: a TRUE alpha male, you have a GINORMOUS dick, you get all the girls, and maybe some guys too (whatever ur in to)
Example 1:

Guy 1: Damn.... The new girl has a nice ass
Guy 2: Ikr, I should go try and get her number
Guy 3: Her name is Avery, if you manage to get an Avery, you'll probably get recognized by the president or some shit, because anytime you get an Avery, you KNOW she will keep you around
Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you hear that Emily and Avery had sex?!
Girl 2: Really!? I wonder how it went!
*Emily walks up overhearing conversation*
Emily: Oh, it went AMAZING he lasted 2 hours! His dick is also HUGE.
by longshlongbong July 30, 2019
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Average Tim

(Similar to the term "Average Joe" but different in meaning.)
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.
"Average Tim" over there looks pretty plain but the other night he was sucking a black dildo covered in pop rocks with the words "cock boy" and "knob gobbler" written on his chest while 15 people watched.
by Brian Monohan September 27, 2006
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