assophobia

the feeling of looking at 160 asses attached to one being.

the moment i saw the damn thing , my assophobia kicked in

by banana dude November 2, 2019

acrophobia

i fucking hate heights

i have acrophobia

by e1243e January 28, 2022

aulophobia

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia

"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

Ablutophobia

Fear of washing or bathing.

This person has a case of ablutophobia; s/he is scared of washing or bathing.

by Nick Walker November 30, 2003

Aerophobia

Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...

...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'

Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?"

Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"

by jazz4 March 22, 2011

alcophobia

N: A sickness describing someone who is irrationally afraid of drinking booze.

Jimmy doesn't party because he suffers from alcophobia.

by Bart Wolek August 25, 2007

Autohobile

A pimp's car.

The pimp's autohobile was a baby blue low rider.

by HumaneAnimal July 30, 2017