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Automatic transmissions are for people who enjoy the finer things in life. People who drive manuals are generally the poorer in the population, and people who drive automatics, are generally richer. If this is not the case, can you explain why 99% of luxury cars and near enough all modern day sports cars are automatic, or if not, semi-automatic? Also automatic transmissions are the future, look at what we have now - Audi's DSG gearbox, which is a cluchless manual!
Audi A3 DSG
Audi TT DSG
EVERY ****ing luxury car is automatic!!
automatic by MMCC December 25, 2005
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Automatic 

(of a device or process) working by itself with little or no direct human control. HAS A SEPERATE DEFINITION THAN THE ONE USED TO DESCRIBE GUNS, BIJAN
This machine is automatic, and that doesnt make it a gun.
Automatic by Smart Professor Guy January 20, 2019

Automatic 

They: I’ll meet you there in a minute

Me : automatic

Automatic 

"Yo you trying to match on a blunt?"
"Yea automatic!"

"Hey bruh you wanna go to the beach"
"Automatic brudda" let's go already
Automatic by Lopaka Mcphee September 16, 2022

automatic dick 

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)
rm has an automatic dick

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi
I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

Automatic door

An alternative way of calling somebody a slut.
"She's an automatic door, she opens for everything"
Automatic door by AH2302 March 5, 2013