Autodome

Road head; a blowjob performed in a car.

She wouldn't stay over, but she gave me some mad autodome when I drove her home.

by J-Bone Killah May 5, 2006

autodooraphobia

The fear that an automatic door wont open when you approach it, leaving you embarrassed.

when going into a place like walmart or a grocery store, i always think "damn if this door doesnt open ill look stupid, and possibly walk into the door causing mass humiliation." This is called autodooraphobia.

by donnie76 August 7, 2011

autodomer

the act of being able to domer yourself; i.e. give yourself a blowjob

note: you must be flexible

that domer can give himself a domer, so he never leaves the house

by domer October 14, 2004

autoogle

v. To search Google.com for one's name
n. One who autoogles

Ken has too much time on his hands; he autoogles himself daily looking for new results. Need I mention he's also self-centered?

by khaileaverde December 7, 2004

Autologging

The act of partially defecating out a hot steaming log and then bending your body like a pretzel to fellate the shit in a the sexiest autoerotic act alive

"You gonna hook up with that chick tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather good home and get a good autologging session in."

by Greg and Nate January 11, 2009

autodooraphobia

the fear that an automatic door doesnt open when you approach it, leaving you humiliated.

Man i hope this door opens when i get to it so i dont get humiliated, i guess i have autodooraphobia.

by donnie76 November 13, 2011