sucking one's own dick, self sucking, self-service blowjob
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick
My friend can suck his own dick!!! He's double jointed and has an enormous cock!!!I think it's called "autofellatio"!!!
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by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.
Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.
Guy 1: Hey I haven't seen John lately, have you?
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.
by JohnnieWalkerBlue February 12, 2010
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I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth
Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done
I love the cock... my own that is
I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth
Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done
I love the cock... my own that is
by NotHot August 5, 2008
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by Jenn McAllister August 19, 2019
Get the Auto fill mug.Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
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Girl streamer: Hey guys I got something new and exciting that I know you've never seen before, take a look at my autofull pink bunny chair! Now go ahead and flatter me on how unique I am simps!
Simps: We may donate our minimum wage paychecks to you in the nonexistent hope of getting laid, but even we aren't that bad!
Simps: We may donate our minimum wage paychecks to you in the nonexistent hope of getting laid, but even we aren't that bad!
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