who's aaron?

When you have something incredibly important to say to someone and you're nervous, but when you tell them you realize they are incredibly clueless.

Taken from Lost, season 5, episode 4, when Jack confronts Carole about wanting back her grandson and she has no clue what he's talking about.

Jack: I understand that you feel the need to do this, but I need you to know, that everything that Kate and I have done, it was for Aaron.

(pause)

Carole: ...who's ... aaron?

Guy: So I came out to my parents last night, and they were like "...who's aaron?" You know what I mean?

Girl: Oh Ha ha! No way bra they're so cluless.

by sunhaveagun March 6, 2010

Grandma's Apron

A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.

Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

mother's apron

Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.

That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.

by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

butcher's apron

the blood soaked rag known as the union jack.

they used to fly the butcher's apron on Scottish courts till Siol nan gaidheal got it sorted and now they fly the Saltire!

by pax681 October 20, 2006

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

Blacksmith's Apron

An overabundance of pubic hair. Usually but not always covering the entire frontal pelvic area from hip bone to hip bone. Just immagine the blacksmiths apron. Dirty Dirty hair.

I got a rash from that bitches blacksmith's apron.

by Saltlick April 9, 2011

Lowe's apron

The golden standard of workskenship, class, prestige, and honor. Obtained only by being blessed and honored to work at Lowe's

I hung up my Lowe's apron in the rafters, I hope that isn't bragging too much.

by Rim Job Pubes March 12, 2017