attention deficit hyperlink disorder 

The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.

"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."

attention deficit hyperlink disorder by www.eatnails.net September 3, 2011

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder 

The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.

Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder by Timothy June 3, 2004

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder 

The way psychiatrists say ADD and ADHD when they want to drug your child

"I'm afraid your child has ADD. I think he should try Ritalin.
"YOU WANNA DRUG MY KID???"
"Madam, you don't understand. The situation's precarious. Your child suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD) 

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.

Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.

ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD) by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018

musical attention defficit disorder

People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).

Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.

I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!

musical attention defficit disorder by K!tah76 April 5, 2009

Attention Defecit Disorder 

A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.

Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**

Attention Defecit Disorder by The English Gent November 20, 2007

Attention Defecit Computer Disorder 

A disorder usually displayed by those with ADD or ADHD.
Symptoms may include the following:

Leaving old AIM instant message windows, long after the conversation ended.
Having multiple tabs open on firefox and/or having muliple windows of firefox opened.
Having one or more programs opened varying from just extracted to actually running.

Every time somebody comes to my house and sees all these windows up they wonder why I do that, and then I explain to them that I have Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

Attention Defecit Computer Disorder by 4523562 August 5, 2008