Attempted

A short way of saying someone failed a suicide attempt

Usually used by the person who made the attempt but not always.

Person a: I haven’t seen Cassie in school lately

Person b: yeah, she attempted two weeks ago.

by Meme huntress December 8, 2018

Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Attempted Suicide

Suicide is killing yourself. It is usually because you hate yourself or you are mad or something bad happened to you. Attempted suicide is when you try to kill yourself but something gets in the way. One way of getting stopped from suicide is that someone convinces you to not do whatever you were planning on doing. This is still attempted suicide. Attempted suicide can still hurt you in ways that aren't like you had expected.

A girl is thinking of cutting open her wrists and killing herself. Her best friends find out by "accidently" reading her diary. Then they tell her everything that would affect their lives if she died and they talked her out of it. Then she is considered a person that has attempted suicide.

by Luvstruckbyjustin January 17, 2015

Attempt 77

The best run Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) had in Pokemon Emerald Kaizo, a difficult version of Pokemon Emerald.

Twitch viewer: This is the run!
Jan: That's what we said about Attempt 77...

by Tritonist June 9, 2021

Attempted a Seely

When you try to unalive yourself, but fail miserably.

Did you hear John Attempted a Seely last night? Thank God he's doing fine.

by Worddescriber December 16, 2021

attemption

the act of making an attempt

My class made many attemptions to complete their work.

by jhdw0316 October 1, 2009