Character Attendant

A job at Disney where you make sure the characters stay alive. They are in charge of maintaining their line by yelling at everyone to have out their autograph books and photopass cards, only for the guest to get to the character and not be prepared at all. They describe what the character is animating and say things like "Yes! You are on their shirt!" And "Wow it is their birthday!" 100 times a day. They move the guests bags, because of course they put them in the wrong spot, then get phones shoved in their faces with out ever hearing the words, "Will you please take a photo for me?" and still take the photo. They also make sure said character gets off on time which leads to them timing the line, closing the line on time, and most importantly, ruining thousands of vacations.

That character attendant ruined my vacation.

by Vacationruiner June 19, 2017

Center of Attention Syndrome

Someone suffering from COAS is so pre-occupied with themselves and their issues that they have a hard time paying attention to anyone else. An extreme version of being self-centered narcissists, sufferers of COAS frequently don't know that they suffer from COAS, but they would love the idea that they suffered from an illness.

Yo! That girl totally suffers from COAS, Center of Attention Syndrome. She had no idea that my dog died because she was too focused on the drama with that bitch from her job. self-centered narcissist self-absorbed douchebag

by India Golf Oscar September 20, 2016

attention

the thing that belongs to you which I have right now

I have your attention

by kwang May 21, 2003

attention-o-saurus

A loud, overly dramatic, annoying, attention-whore that was destined to live life alone and never bare children. Thus, extincting their own gene-pool.

A-"Hey, you look tired today"
B-"Yeah, the 'attention-o-saurus' kept me up all night when she was yelling at some guy she just met because he doesn't love her."
A-"Thats ok. At least she will never have children."

by LitlatP March 7, 2010

Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*

by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010

attention mechanic

creative content provider for online and/or offline media

attention mechanics are the guys behind all the internet buzz created around the world

by kelamist August 10, 2018

musical attention defficit disorder

People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).

Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.

I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!

by K!tah76 April 5, 2009