Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010

the dog ate it

What happened to my cookies the other day.

Damn you Fido, you ate my cookies... someone grab the gun.

by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004

the dog ate it

Explanation for circumcision which doesn't involve a rabbi.

No pretty Palestinian girl, I am not a jew, merely the victim of a cocker spaniel.

by ninjabadger May 24, 2004

the dog ate it

the dog ate it is an excuse that you use on your teacher when you didn't do your homework.

it's not very effective

by Angel May 22, 2004

(Manager) ate it

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.

"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"

by Portalmaker April 11, 2022

Maho ate it

This is a common response to questions where one inquires why is something not yet present or have arrived. Mostly used for electronic stuff (updates to games, patch notes, responses, etc.)

Q: Where is the Devblog?

A: Maho ate it
R: Damn, I really hoped for a tier 8 plane devblog for today

by JohnWick9 May 15, 2024

Maho ate it

This is a typical response when someone inquires about why is a new patch or devblog is not yet published for the universally acclaimed game WarThunder.

Q: Where Devblog?
A: Maho ate it
R: Damn, I really hoped for a Leopard 2A4M CAN devblog today

by JohnWick9 May 15, 2024