analversary

the anniversary of when one first has anal sex with another.

It has been exactly one year since we first made the anal love withst one another, Christina. It is our "analversary"
We should celebrate!

by NEILBAXTER November 17, 2010

Antiversary

(n.) The calendar day corresponding to a day in the past when something irretrievably shitty occurred.

Tomorrow is the antiversary of my hound dog's death, and I'd rather drink liquid lye than go to work.

by Toll Carom April 8, 2017

*Insert ultimate adversary*

Attempting to usurp God by way of transitive property.

Antifa hippie "If God is real, then why didn't he stop *Insert ultimate adversary*? If God can't do it then I will defeat fascism myself. Thereby demonstrating that I should be the one who decides who exists and who doesn't not."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

Analversary

When on your anniversary, your wife is nice enough to let you hit her back door.

Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I only get to hit her cornhole once a year, on my analversary. I don't think Clis has ever celebrated an Analversary.

by Mike In Woodstock October 24, 2008

Anteversary

A year before an event is scheduled to happen. From ante - meaning before and versary - borrowed from anniversary.

"We're getting married one year from now. Today is our one-year anteversary!"

by bax57 April 10, 2025

Literary adversary

To be the superior presence of advanced literature and poetry. With the scapegoat strikingly striction straight to a women’s heart without any doubtable next duo.

Literary adversary A I am him.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

Divorce-aversary

The anniversary of signing your divorce papers.

John was throwing a party to celebrate being single again, since it was his 2nd divorce-aversary

by Iggy10 October 7, 2023