assmuncher

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."

That fucking, assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.

by El Diablo February 17, 2004

assmush

The yellowy brown residue you get at the base of your penis after having anal sex

"After bummin his hairdresser Lee had to wash the assmush off his balls before returning home"

by Travel Stacker January 12, 2008

asimulate

To asimulate (To substitute or replace).

asimulation (The process of substitution or replacement)

-noun

asimulate, makes reference to specific measures which are put into place, so to substitute or replace the native cultural and social norms of a society, with a foreign one.

asimulate American Indian and Australian Aborigine native social and cultural norms, with foreign European ones.

by Baron Neville August 24, 2016

asum

Asum means awesome. Created in okotoks alberta. Needs to be here in case a girl doesn’t know what it means!!

Dude that was so “asum”

by Mylespott August 13, 2021

ASUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW

The word that Joe Biren used to describe the freedom-filled country of America. This word is of great importance as it was made up on the spot by Joe's very majestic Alzheimers.

Joe Biden: America is a nation that can be described in one word; ASUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW?
Guy in the crowd: Lord help us, the old bastard escaped from the nursing home again.

by Parks111 September 7, 2022

assmunch

a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.

it took the guy at the sandwich shop 20 minutes to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but c'mon, 20 minutes? fuck that.

by Viktor II August 28, 2007

Asuman

Asuman - meaning heaven and sky

Angles live in Asuman

by TurCha August 14, 2008