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Asum Spasm 

A spasm of the buttuck.... Vigorous twitching in the rear and this phenomona only occurs when the sufferer is disturbed or irritated by peers.
Chelsea: "I think we could all use a good grind and hand crank..."

Rob: "I agree lets do that."

Kasey: "You people make my ass twitch..." O___o

Chelsea: "Hoe shit, shes got the Asum spasm..."

Sarutobi Asuma 

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.
"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.
Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

yugo asuma 

phenomenal singer. sweetest voice for a guy. kouhai. baka~. have you heard him sing ppl happy birthday.
yugo asuma is underated and a super cool dj.
Asuman is a very fun person to hang out with. She has a lot of energy and will put a smile on your face. She's adorable and is usually very very tiny and if your friends with her she will not let anyone bully you because she's the only one who is allowed to bully you. Also this girl is AMAZING at picking a gifts so don't forget to invite her to your party.
OMG I THINK I FORGOT TO INVITE ASUMAN TO MY PARTY I NEED TO CALL HER, NOW.

yugo asuma 

the sexy fanservice meat showing genki kusogaki tensai rockstar dj with the sweetest laugh and smile. his beautiful voice can either save your life or bring you to heaven. hes very adorable and sweet and loves milkshakes, but dont be deceived by his wholesomeness because he is far from pure. he sucks at driving but id let him crash my car anyday. he also loves playing with the heartstrings of his fans, is a huge flirt and loves kisses and bytches. overall best boy
yugo asuma by rcknrll October 3, 2022
Asuman - meaning heaven and sky
Asuman by TurCha August 14, 2008