Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

astronormical

Being extremely normal in nature.

Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.

by Lokijk January 19, 2017

astronomy

the study of planets, stars, the universe e.c.t.

Comes from the word Astro, which is latin for star and nomy which meens system of rules, laws, or knowledge of a particular field

This word is often confused with astrology, which is the study of planets/sun/moon and how it relates to human behavhiour

The stars are so beautiful, I think I want to study astronomy

by hamsterhamster December 20, 2008

asthenophilia

an attraction or fetish for fainting/weakness

An asthenophiliac enjoys when others are in a position of vulnerability.

by failsafe June 12, 2014

[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

astronomical

extremely large; exceedingly great

Nyeem's head is astronomical.

by katze_ila May 19, 2011

Astronaut In The Ocean

that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter

"Hey did you hear that coded song?"

"Astronaut In The Ocean?"

by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021