The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010
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"Oh my God, Rich is such a total askhole!!! He always asks me what he should do about this or that and I give him my opinion, BUT he just NEVER listens to my advice. Rich just goes ahead and does what he wants to do in the first place. I don't know why I bother. "
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Friend: Dude, did you go on that date with Amy.
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Get the asshole move mug.1. A contemptuous “human” who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do. It’s all fun and games until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person. These are usually males, as females of this sort are known as bitches.
2. A part of the female and male human body that can be fucked. The sex-related to the asshole is also known as Anal Sex. Gay couples often participate in this form of sexual activity. Much harder to pop out babies by using this form of sex. Also... an excellent opportunity to get STDs.
3. The part of the human body where shit or excrement exits the body.
2. A part of the female and male human body that can be fucked. The sex-related to the asshole is also known as Anal Sex. Gay couples often participate in this form of sexual activity. Much harder to pop out babies by using this form of sex. Also... an excellent opportunity to get STDs.
3. The part of the human body where shit or excrement exits the body.
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2. "I wanna fuck you in the asshole tonight Sam."
3. "Y'know that feeling when shit pours out of your asshole 5 times a week?"
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3. "Y'know that feeling when shit pours out of your asshole 5 times a week?"
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Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
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