asswod

someone who is kinda stupid and has his unattractive moments but really will make ur life worth living.he’s a very amazing perosn once you get to know him and you’ll never regret falling in love with him

is that asswod?
yea he’s so sweet

by urmomhehe March 11, 2021

assworm

Advanced version of an ass-kisser, where the subject is relentless to the point of desperation in efforts to receive attention and praise from superiors.

Arnold: Julian has been in and out of Madge’s office a dozen times already this morning.
William: Why?
Arnold: The usual; to ask how her weekend was, talk about what he did this weekend, that he got her email about a project, someone is going to get back to him about something and he wanted to show her his new shoes.
William: What an assworm.

by RanchM July 26, 2007

back asswards

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

by MrSmokey February 4, 2006

Asswards

To head in the general directions of booty.

lets go asswards to the other side of the club.

by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008

asslord

the lord of asses . . . .

allen: wow . . . you can really do my ass like no other!

niall: yeah, thats because im an asslord

by herebesmewatt November 13, 2011

Assworm

A mean, lazy, stupid person with an extreme case of OCD who lacks a sense of humor and needs to get laid.

The assworm would not open the door because she would not use the Easy Button.

by Diane Faulkner August 9, 2008

Paki assworm

Smaller than a Chinese Lund very slim and tapered

Paki assworm is a small muzloid pecker which is used for grooming little children.
The 3 inch paki assworm is also used on their infant sisters.
“Pull your Paki assworm out your sister you bhenchod”
It is designed small to fit in an ass that way their sisters remained unspoiled for marriage.

by Israel victorious March 23, 2022