assjack

Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."

That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!

by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002

assback

Someone who sits on the bench all game.

Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback

by Gozzy October 1, 2006

asswank

the act of pushing your penis up and down between someone's ass cheeks.

man, that girls ass was so big, i had to asswank it. i barely could move!

by woohooo-yeah! August 18, 2009

assbackwards

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

assbackwards

A goddamned piece of shit that doesn't do the thing it's fucking supposed to is "assbackwards".

Sony's new stupid box thing is goddamned assbackwards as fuck.

by Ruy_lopez June 24, 2009

assjack

A malapropism of jackass

driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"

by j foxy August 11, 2010

asspacker

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005