assprone

An adjective that is synonymous with "Gay"

Dude 1: Hey, I just watched Brokeback Mountain last night
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB

by Laver July 7, 2007

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer June 7, 2007

assplode

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load

Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode

by Grunchy February 23, 2009

Assprouts

The equally distasteful offspring of an asshole

Alright you assprouts,put the wheels back on my car!

by digschopper April 5, 2016