Assport

Noun.

Similar to a passport, except it’s a picture of your rectum.

I wanted to go visit my friend, but I was told that getting an assport is more simple than getting a passport.

by anonymous May 5, 2022

asspores

Bigass pores found in a manly ass. Caused by jerking off too much. Common in 50 year old pedophiles.

Dude, stop jacking off. Your asspores are the size of your mom!

by sdfghnjt434 September 30, 2023