1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.
2. A caring act of condescension.
2. A caring act of condescension.
Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.
Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.
Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.
by Ameraliyan_Writer January 4, 2023
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Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)
This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.
Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)
This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.
by Alex Philpott April 22, 2006
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