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Assplaining

1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.

2. A caring act of condescension.
Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.

Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.
by Ameraliyan_Writer January 4, 2023
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assplant

An Assplant is half Ass and half a Plant, Gentically modified by a crazy irish man who accidentally sat his ass on a plant, enjoyed it for 30 seconds (Or more) and then hinted at this experience during a Skype conversation (Witnesses: Alex, Zoey, Maggie who will all confirm this occurance)

Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)

This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.
"You just got assplanted!"

"You're an assplant!"

"That guy over there, he likes to assplant!"
by Alex Philpott April 22, 2006
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aggressive ass play

I knew she wanted it bad because she asked for aggressive ass play
by ryu December 21, 2013
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3rd degree ass play

Slang for ass rape in the heat of the moment. Used by darker races, in plea bargains.
A.A. Ron: Damn, the man always keeps a nigga down with dat 3rd degree ass play!

Lawyer: I think you mean 3rd degree rape.

A.A. Ron: Nigga, I know what i said.
by Kanbay December 19, 2013
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assclay

That assclay smells!
by Dienofboredom September 23, 2005
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assplant

It's for the unfortunate girls and boys who were born without asses. Through this new discovery, we've been able to give those unfortunate people lots o ass.
Unfortunate young gay man, "I have had problems since I've been a child, for my lack of ass. Is there anything you could do to help?"

Assplant grower, "Why yes, it's your lucky day. Now, with Assplant, you can get an incredible ass with only a couple minor implants!"
by Pallapooha April 12, 2007
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Assplant

Hey girl your booty looks bomb! Did ypu get assplants!?
by Pms4780 July 24, 2018
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