The pastey shit you take after eating mexican or indian food. Sometime collets on back of toilets and takes many many flushes to be washed away..sometimes also taking many many showers to be washed away from your in betweens.
by emoney1234 December 25, 2007
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by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009
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When they wake up, you fart.
When they wake up, you fart.
Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.
by jeffreybruce June 4, 2009
Get the Assblast Asphyxia mug.When you plant your ass on different kind of things with purpose as a trick.
The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.
The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.
For example plant you ass on the roof of a car by jumping up and sit on it.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.
by Emeni July 22, 2010
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Implants of the gluteus maximus.
by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012
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