assaholian

assa hol ian
The correct spelling of this word should be assaholian not assholian.
Noun describing a person making a complete and utter pompous ass of oneself stating the most absurd theories.

Larry K of cnbc is a genuine pompous assaholian who shows exaggerated assaholian traits on a daily basis.

by griffon November 7, 2005

assholian

When a person says or does something in a manner reminiscent of a total fucking jerk because, they innately believe or have been told it is how they should act in order to score with someone of the opposite sex and they are just to stupid to realize that the behavior is not cool and that they are just being a complete asshole.

You have to understand that as women age they are looking for different types of men and that childish, over confident assholian behavior might work with even the under 35 set but, believe me it won't work with most women over 40.

by houstoncougar September 30, 2009

assphyxiation

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.

"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."

by Jumoma June 3, 2006

Assphyxiation

The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.

Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!

by bored_hero September 11, 2020

assholia

The condition when someone has become a true asshole.

That guy has a case of assholia

by Jack Fuller July 19, 2006

breaking-twentys-aphobia

A semi-rare condition where one has a consistent fear of breaking a twenty dollar bill in any situation. At no time will this person break a twenty and would rather starve than do so. There is no yet proven remedy or cure for this horrible, crippling condition.

Tim Tribone has "breaking-twentys-aphobia"

by seanmckay October 19, 2008

assholian

1. A person who makes a complete ass of him or herself when they open their mouth. They can be commonly found on tv news channels such as CNBC
2. A wealthy capitalist hog.

Larry was an assholian to think coal could ever be a truly clean source of energy.

by Tahoian October 26, 2005