assjackson

One who takes it up the ass in such a manner that others who do the same are moot in comparison.

That assjackson stole my virginity!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

Asswacked

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked

Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home

by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020

AJACKed

the act of adding excessive AJAX scripts to a website, without realizing its fancy Javascript in a buzzword name. (Asynchronous Javascript And XML.)

yahoo.com got AJACKed!
(end the loading times, please.)

by northpark August 31, 2008

assfaced

The act of sniping an opponent in the face while they are running toward you. They must be killed in one shot. Achieved most notably in the game of Halo 2.

Dude, I just assfaced this guy! I need more ammo!

by J_Cool November 15, 2006

assjacket

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

by bgock August 1, 2008

asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

assjack

Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.

The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.

by John Diss August 9, 2006