airitosis

the ailment of being too lazy and too cool all at once, preventing you from reading long forum posts

"wow, he hasn't read a single thing we've said. He must be suffering from airitosis."

by Drew The Pirate April 14, 2006

abbitosis

To have a strange and rather uncontrollable obsession with abbie
Sufferors are generally described as 'wabbies'
Can often result in involentry erections and burning loins

"maaan my widgy is so hard, n i have an urgue to download chris browns lastest album"

"wow keep away from mee duuude ... u gt urself the abbitosis"

by ashley derby March 30, 2008

assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis

by Dawna April 15, 2006

Assinosis

The tingly feeling you get in your butt after sitting for a long time. Also know as your butt falling asleep

We gotta get out of this car for a bit. I have a bad case of Assinosis.

by Joonas4321 September 12, 2015

assisistic

pertaining to and or being an ass

I was acting very assisistic

by valenzuela simmons September 23, 2008

assitose

to desribe the gayness of Ashley Meige and Neoma Ross

That wigger kid is muy assitose

by jennifer garrison January 29, 2005

assmosis

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."

Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.

by Mark H May 22, 2004