asshamster

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.

John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.

by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003

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asslamp

A person that is a smart jerk.

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"

by Nolat January 5, 2004

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Assjammer

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.

"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

by Rod_Jewls_and_Car July 1, 2009

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Asiamarie is a wonderful gal that has a heart of gold but isn't afraid to stand up for herself and others. She is a confident woman that cares for those she love and remembers the smallest details. She may be awkward and dorky at first, but when you get to know her; you'll never want to let her go. She's a one in a million and you bet your ass she's your winning hand to life. She doesn't care to be rich and famous,but cares more about giving back and repaying those that helped her. She'll use your conversation when she has an idea or a quick note to write on. She's got a beautiful voice and a knack for picking out flaws in someone's music. She's that quiet girl that can party and be freaky, but overall she's lovely and asiamazing. You betcha your ass when you meet her you'll never forget her, for she's a lil bee, asiamarie yo it rhymes.

Asiamarie:
Guy1: Yo that's Asia
Guy 2: She would be that innocent girl that then assassinates you

by LofiGardenBoi March 1, 2021

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