assgoblin 

Sam Chazen. Someone who does cross country and has curly blond hair. Enjoys frolicing in peoples assholes, especially large mexican guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, Sam is such an assgoblin
Guy #2 : I know, what an assgoblin.

assgoblin by Alex November 10, 2003

assgoblin 

normally a guy who is ugly like a ass and looks like a Goblin. They are very stupid and normally gay. Smells like shit all the time. Ugly face and messed up hair. He is basically a shit looking monkey thing that crawls around and lerks around in shit. And everyone wants it to die but Arrington just keeps feeding it. Also an ass goblin can be anything ugly or retard or disturbing shit looking piece of shit from your ass. Also assgoblins have no penises just manginas.

That Guy looks like an assgoblin
That piece of shit is very assgoblin looking
Assgoblin is gay
That person is lerking around like an assgoblin

assgoblin by assgoblinrobert January 7, 2012

Assgoblin 

The kind of person that, no matter how hard they try, cannot seem to stop gawking at womens asses when they walk by.

Man, he is being such an assgoblin, staring at women constantly like that.

Assgoblin by Ex Tacy June 18, 2012

Assgobblin 

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.

Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."

Assgobblin by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

assholing 

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.

He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.

assholing by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008

Assembling the Gustav 

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

Assembling the Gustav by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019

Ass Goblin 

noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.

"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.

Ass Goblin by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003