Assfuckomania

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.

I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.

by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

asscum

When a clear liquid spews from the ass, generally by those who enjoy the thought of anal intercourse/those that are having anal intercourse.

-Thrusthrustmoanmoan.
-Asscum!

by xxbliss April 9, 2009

Assbutt

First used by the character Castiel ( Misha Collins) the word originated from the show Supernatural. To be used as an insult and to get some ones attention. Very useful when dealing with superwholocks.

I.e."HEY!ASSBUTT" as you throw a bottle of holy fire at them to send them back to heaven/hell.

by Rita Dalli December 19, 2013

Assburgers

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.

I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell

by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

assdump

1. A slow driver, elderly driver, one that pisses you off due to their slow nature.

2.Expletive used when you suck at Madden.

ASSDUMP!, lets move a litte faster!!!

Catch the F*ckin' ball assdump!

by Evan Ackley December 19, 2005

Assault Weapon

Anything you can hurt someone with. I can take my shirt off, wrap it around your neck, and choke you with it, that makes it an assault weapon. I could throw a teddy bear at your head really hard, that makes it an assault weapon. I could intentionally give you a paper cut, that makes the paper I used an assault weapon.

Frequently misused to describe semi-automatic weapons.

That's an assault weapon! You shouldn't be allowed to own that!

What, this? An AR-15 only fires one bullet at a time dude.

by ZMWilson May 13, 2020

assault weapon

Term coined by Violence Policy Center head Josh Sugarmann to describe cililian semiautomatic firearms with a military or fearsome appearance, yet no more lethality than lesser weapons. Derived from the term "assault rifle", which means a fully automatic, selective fire rate firearm used my military and police personnel.

"Assault weapons' menacing looks, coupled with the public's confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus semi-automatic assault weapons --anything that looks like a machine gun is assumed to be a machine gun-- can only increase the chance of public support for restrictions on these weapons."

by 1Spectre4U November 12, 2003