assination

to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect

A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.

by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005

Assfliction

The slang term for the clothing worn by an MMA-wannabe or "bad-ass" wannabe. Usually a cheap cotton t-shirt or jeans marked with screen-printed skulls, crosses, or other design typically associated with the "biking culture". Term is a combination off the term "asshole" and "Affliction", which was one of the popular clothing lines sporting these designs. Also a slang term for clothing that at one time was trendy, but has become too commonplace to be a true fashion statement.

That guy over there wearing the Assfliction shirt, yeah, the wannabe MMA tough guy who's too much of a pretty boy to have ever seen, much less been, in a fight.

by Leucifer1976 November 17, 2011

Assplotion

When someone blows up the bathroom in flatulence and/or faeces.

Someone left an Assplotion all over the toilet bowl.

by Hectorcaliente October 5, 2011

Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.

Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.

by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019

Asscation

The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.

Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.

by JSwizz December 10, 2011

assuation

when you find yourself staring at three or more beautiful young female asses all wearing yoga pants you are in an assuation.

I found myself in an assuation while stopped at a traffic signal viewing four perfect college female asses.

by bigrollo October 12, 2013

Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.

So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.

by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011