assed up

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up

Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"

by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016

Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019

half-assed

Doing an activity only partly, or without one's whole self involved; doing something without caring, or without putting anything into it.

I do my homework half-assed because I don't like the course.

by KaBookie August 28, 2003

Assedema

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.

"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"

by MJinMaine July 3, 2009

Day 4 Assembly

A period when people stand and clap for 30 minutes non-stop

“What are they doing? They kept clapping. Oh, it's the Day 4 Assembly”

by novalinhorat October 15, 2023

quarter-assed

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.

by shanut August 4, 2008

Full Assembly

The sexual act when both a penis and the testicals are inserted into the vagina

I tried the full assembly but I failed cause she was too tight.

by Yoyo Maaaaa March 30, 2006